"Yeah! Can you believe it?!" Diana exclaimed while paddling the boat to the dock. "The most famous pop star of the decade! And we have to capture her and bring her to Malcomn." Rai was still in shock and staring at the folder. Her most favorite singer, Lady GaGa.
Apparently Gaga has been a bad girl. A very, very bad bad girl. She has conspired with some of the worst most-wanted felons in the world! Rai thought about it and decided that she wasn't actually that surprised after all. GaGa was pretty extreme, yet unique. Vulgar, yet clever. Racy, yet retro. Funny enough, Rai's phone rang.
"Po po po poker face, Po po poker face! Mah mah mahhh!"
It was Clarissa. Rai answered and Clarissa seemed calm. "So what's in the folder Smith gave you?"
"Lady GaGa." Rai answered, hoping she didn't have to explain. Truth be told, Rai didn't want to read all the allegations against her American Idol.
Clarissa understood her restrain. "I see," she said, "well what's the deadline?"
"Uhm, looks like...we have a month." Rai replied rumpling through the 2 inch folder.
"Well then, let's do this!" Clarissa hung up sounding rather excited. It freaked Rai out sometimes.
Rai and Diana reached the dock and climbed out of the boat. Once Rai reached her car, she knew there would be hundreds of missed calls and text messages. Rai was very loved and everyone knew it.
Rai turned her phone on and took a deep breath. WHAT?!
1 Missed Call, no new text messages.
"WTF is wrong with those people?!!? Don't they care about me?!" Rai started to cry. She fell to her knees and buried her face in her hands. She looked up to the sky and cried out "Why is this happening to me?!?!" Suddenly, she was hit with a rock in her back.
"Ouch, you bitch! What's your problem?!!?" Rai screamed. As she turned around she saw that some little boy had thrown the rock.
"Come Jimmy! Stay away from the crazy lady!" Said his mother as she ran up to him.
Crazy?!?!
Rai thought about her current position. She was now on one knee grasping the gravel beneath her wings, I mean her body. Rai got up and dusted herself off. She frowned at her phone and jumped into the car to drive back to the airport.
Why does it feel like I'm forgetting something?? Oh, yeah! Diana!!
Rai looked around like a maniac. Turns out Diana had left once Rai was screaming to the heavens. She couldn't afford to be seen with Rai sometimes.
TO BE CONTINUED...
-Rai
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