you don't have a funny bone.
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen!!
Monday, August 2, 2010
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Who is Salt?
I am Salt. Evelyn Salt.
You dumby.
BAM!
Now you're a dead dumby.
Can you see me?
That's right. You can't.
BAM!
You dumby.
BAM!
Now you're a dead dumby.
Can you see me?That's right. You can't.
BAM!
Who can guess the song titles?
It is not that easy Angel!
You make it sound easy-peasy lemon squeezy..
It really isn't.... Sweetheart makes my heart flip and Burrito makes Klemey's mind turn..like..you can't just go up to people like that without it ending extremely badly or us wanting to kill ourselves and then you would never hear the end of it on the blog..
We work with these people...like my liquid diet, we have to ease into it s l o w l y...
The club can't even handle me right now...
Evacuate the dancefloor, I'm infected by the sound...
I wanna make love in this club...
It's gon be me, you, and the dancefloor...
And hit the floor cuz that's my plans, plans, plans, plans...
Time to do the things I like, going to the club, everything's alright...
You make it sound easy-peasy lemon squeezy..
It really isn't.... Sweetheart makes my heart flip and Burrito makes Klemey's mind turn..like..you can't just go up to people like that without it ending extremely badly or us wanting to kill ourselves and then you would never hear the end of it on the blog..
We work with these people...like my liquid diet, we have to ease into it s l o w l y...
The club can't even handle me right now...
Evacuate the dancefloor, I'm infected by the sound...
I wanna make love in this club...
It's gon be me, you, and the dancefloor...
And hit the floor cuz that's my plans, plans, plans, plans...
Time to do the things I like, going to the club, everything's alright...
Responses...
Klemey:
First of all, we ditch our real names and blog names. From here on out, I am Evelyn Salt and you are Agent 99.
Alright?
Alright. Here we go.
So I was thinking that you first need to get into a conversation that will make him see you are interested in things he's interested in. That's how you reel him in. (Remember, you find him interesting for a reason..show him that by asking questions.)
For example: Ask him if he heard about the report on CNN about the bees in Africa (not an actual topic), or what he honestly thinks of Judism (first religion that came to mind besides mine and Buddism. Remember,he told me he LOVES religion) or what he thinks about 'finding ones soul'.
Now, after you've had a decent conversation and he's agreed to go somewhere with you, and you've had a great time, he will most likely take charge from here.
These are my ideas of how to get him to notice you more and see that you are an interesting and funny human being who shouldn't be unknown in this world.
=]
Now as for the love post you had earlier...I'm so glad you are taking charge with the Glee Boy thing. And you just THINK you aren't good at relationships, but you are Klemey (99 when speaking about Operations). You call people back, you invite them places, you talk about them nonstop. It's the guys you've dated..they don't call you back, take you on real dates, or make you feel uber special.
Like I've said before, you need a MAN. Not a boy. Men know what they are doing. Like VP for example. He may be older and more experienced but that just means he'll know what he's doing and know how to treat a young woman. He COULD have expectations from you, but he'd be man enough to talk to you about it first. I'm POSITIVE. (Please note, that I myself have never been in a relationship, but I can tell by the way he carries himself that he would treat you well Klemey) It's kinda like in the Notebook, when he said that one woman helped him realize what women want and need. We WANT to be loved, and NEED to be called back.
It's like..you've been dating Justin Bieber...what you need is..Zac Efron or Sean Farris..not necessarily Matthew Gubler or Mark Wahlberg YET. Those are manly men, you just need MEN! =]
Here is Operation: Burrito
First of all, we ditch our real names and blog names. From here on out, I am Evelyn Salt and you are Agent 99.
Alright?
Alright. Here we go.
So I was thinking that you first need to get into a conversation that will make him see you are interested in things he's interested in. That's how you reel him in. (Remember, you find him interesting for a reason..show him that by asking questions.)
For example: Ask him if he heard about the report on CNN about the bees in Africa (not an actual topic), or what he honestly thinks of Judism (first religion that came to mind besides mine and Buddism. Remember,he told me he LOVES religion) or what he thinks about 'finding ones soul'.
Step One: Conversation Topic
Warning Number 1: When people speak about religion, tensions usually rise. Just keep an eye out for possible fight/debate starters.
Next, if the conversation goes well, ask him to go someplace with you. So ask him to go to a movie with you (since you're mostly likely going to be there already), ask him to meet you at Taco Bell one day, or ask to attend a social rally with him (make sure it's something he may be interested in).
Step Two: Getting Together
Warning Number 2: Do not suggest to go somewhere without having a ride. Asking him for a ride to the place you suggest may seem like you're using him. (Which of course, we know you're not, but he may not know that.) But if he offers you a ride, say "Sure".
Now, after you've had a decent conversation and he's agreed to go somewhere with you, and you've had a great time, he will most likely take charge from here.
These are my ideas of how to get him to notice you more and see that you are an interesting and funny human being who shouldn't be unknown in this world.
=]
Now as for the love post you had earlier...I'm so glad you are taking charge with the Glee Boy thing. And you just THINK you aren't good at relationships, but you are Klemey (99 when speaking about Operations). You call people back, you invite them places, you talk about them nonstop. It's the guys you've dated..they don't call you back, take you on real dates, or make you feel uber special.
Like I've said before, you need a MAN. Not a boy. Men know what they are doing. Like VP for example. He may be older and more experienced but that just means he'll know what he's doing and know how to treat a young woman. He COULD have expectations from you, but he'd be man enough to talk to you about it first. I'm POSITIVE. (Please note, that I myself have never been in a relationship, but I can tell by the way he carries himself that he would treat you well Klemey) It's kinda like in the Notebook, when he said that one woman helped him realize what women want and need. We WANT to be loved, and NEED to be called back.
It's like..you've been dating Justin Bieber...what you need is..Zac Efron or Sean Farris..not necessarily Matthew Gubler or Mark Wahlberg YET. Those are manly men, you just need MEN! =]
Angel,
freaking call Anna back!
I hope you do well on your permit test tomorrow!!
How was your day today?
Shots Heard Around The World.
So lalalalala...Amy is sitting too close to me, making me really hot...Gramps' house is too freaking hot. I feel as if my throat is closing up, my eyes have dried into raisins, and that my face is slowly melting into Klemey-ish butter like material. Save me! Get me some where cool...Throw me into ice water. Dump gallons of Idaho lake water on me...Save me from this torture.
So today was a lazy day. Everyday for like the past two/three weeks have been lazy days. I wonder if this is how it would've been if I didn't get that job this summer. Would I have been doing nothing all summer? Being bored? I know for a fact I probably wouldn't have seen about half of the movies I have seen. And that I definitely wouldn't have eaten as much McDonald's as I have.
I calculated it and I've only worked like 8 hours this past week. That's only about 8 x 7 = 56 dollars. If this keeps up, I will not be able to save $240 every month for California...Hell I'll be lucky if I can save half of that every month...
I mean it would be all good if they quit sending me home early and let me work a whole shift of 5 freaking hours but I don't see that happening...Damn this!
Mom and pops say time for me to find another job.
But I keep thinking of how much I liked working there, I still do...When I'm not being sent home early. And the people, I love everyone who works there...
I just need school to get my mind off the fact that my job now sucks, and that I have nothing to do...
Which reminds me I have to talk to my dad tonight about dropping classes seeing as we get registered tomorrow.
No more science for me! :)
Screw Chemistry! Woot! Woot!
Plus, I can't quit...I love the free movies, and we still have to launch Operation: SweetHeart...And Operation: Burrito...Well, that's if Rai ever tells me what the plan is for that one...
It's still freaking hot in here.
Where's that lake water? I ask.
In Idaho. You respond.
Hmmm, maybe I'll go on FaceBook.
Or write my annual end of summer MySpace blog post.
Who knows...Maybe I'll just die. From dehydration or heat stroke.
Well, if I quit responding to your posts, texts, calls, so on...Then you know.
Bub-Bye!
Klemey.
Too much fiber cereal..
So I woke up today tired and cold and then happy cuz I thought of my fiber cereal..
but then I went for a second bowl :(
And I forgot Fiber makes you fuller faster...and now my stummy hurts!
eeeekkkkkkk
NOW I know...NEVER go for a second bowl..no matter HOW hungry you are!
lol!
Me gusta "If I were a boy" spanish version!!!!!
Well...gotta go get ready for work! =]
Mi madre said she'd take me! =D
but then I went for a second bowl :(
And I forgot Fiber makes you fuller faster...and now my stummy hurts!
eeeekkkkkkk
NOW I know...NEVER go for a second bowl..no matter HOW hungry you are!
lol!
Me gusta "If I were a boy" spanish version!!!!!
Well...gotta go get ready for work! =]
Mi madre said she'd take me! =D
Hell, If I Know...Is There's A Better Place To Go?
So,
(500) Days of Summer
was a really good movie.
I really liked it.
In fact, I think I loved it.
It got me thinking. I am so alike to both his and her characters.
I'm like him because of
the whole never-gonna-be-truely-happy-till-I-find-love thing.
And the whole believing in fate kind of thing.
I think everything happens for some odd reason.
And one day that'll bring me to the one I love.
But then in another way sometimes I think I may be like him
by having been exposed to movies about love and songs about love from the get go.
Maybe that has ruined my whole view of what real love is.
Maybe that gave me false expectations... A false reality.
Who knows?
Sometimes though....
I do wish that I didn't want to find love so much.
Maybe my life would be easier.
And I could focus on other things more,
instead of daydreaming about guys...And such.
Then maybe I'm like her in some ways too.
Like I don't want a relationship.
I know that doesn't make sense,
it's contrary to what I just said but that's how I feel.
I don't think I'm good at them.
But how do I really know if I am or not?
I mean I don't exactly qualify for experience points seeing as
I've only dated a grand total of 3 guys.
Who knows?
One day I'll figure this out.
Fate will do what it finds it should.
As for Burrito...
I was thinking about this earlier...
And I imagined a conversation in my head.
I like this best because it would either make or break our future together...
If I said this, this simple little convov.,
then he'd be in charge of taking the next step.
And if it turns out he doesn't want to or if he really is dating
Book-Worm or some other amazing ass girl...
Then at least I tried.
See here's how it would go down.
It would have to be sometime when we are remotely alone, of course.
Klemey: Can I tell you something?
Burrito: Sure.
Klemey: Ever since that day we went to Taco Bell...I think about you a lot.
I think it's because I find you interesting, seriously interesting.
***Silence***
(I don't really anticipate a response from him)
But if I did it'd be one of these:
1.) Weird look then a brisk effort to walk away as fast as possible.
2.) Possible name calling
or accusations of being a stalker/creeper.
3.) Call for security.
And if in the rare case that none of the above happen I'd end the convo. with...
Klemey: Please don't think me weird, it's just the truth...Just had to get it out.
I'll leave you alone for the rest of your life now.
I know it's not much, but at least he'd know
that he's on my mind, a lot.
(And think that I'm a freak)
But it will release some weight off my shoulders!
I mean if I knew for certain that he doesn't like me
at all
then I can relax, focus on other things...
Like school starting,
or learning to drive.
Crap like that!
Rai, I know you have a plan,
Operation: Burrito.
I wanna hear it before I actually launch my solo mission.
As for Glee Boy, I'll handle that next time he calls.
I'll tell him,
we're just friends 'cuz of the move.
And that I still have my feelings for him
(the same ones I've had since day one)
but that I just think it'd be better for us to just call ourselves friends
because of the distance.
I feel good right now.
I feel like my plans right now are stable.
Possible.
Maybe weak or crazy,
but still...
decent.
Well, now I just need your guys thoughts.
I'ma go then.
Bub-Bye!
Klemey.
(500) Days of Summer
was a really good movie.
I really liked it.
In fact, I think I loved it.
It got me thinking. I am so alike to both his and her characters.
I'm like him because of
the whole never-gonna-be-truely-happy-till-I-find-love thing.
And the whole believing in fate kind of thing.
I think everything happens for some odd reason.
And one day that'll bring me to the one I love.
But then in another way sometimes I think I may be like him
by having been exposed to movies about love and songs about love from the get go.
Maybe that has ruined my whole view of what real love is.
Maybe that gave me false expectations... A false reality.
Who knows?
Sometimes though....
I do wish that I didn't want to find love so much.
Maybe my life would be easier.
And I could focus on other things more,
instead of daydreaming about guys...And such.
Then maybe I'm like her in some ways too.
Like I don't want a relationship.
I know that doesn't make sense,
it's contrary to what I just said but that's how I feel.
I don't think I'm good at them.
But how do I really know if I am or not?
I mean I don't exactly qualify for experience points seeing as
I've only dated a grand total of 3 guys.
Who knows?
One day I'll figure this out.
Fate will do what it finds it should.
As for Burrito...
I was thinking about this earlier...
And I imagined a conversation in my head.
I like this best because it would either make or break our future together...
If I said this, this simple little convov.,
then he'd be in charge of taking the next step.
And if it turns out he doesn't want to or if he really is dating
Book-Worm or some other amazing ass girl...
Then at least I tried.
See here's how it would go down.
It would have to be sometime when we are remotely alone, of course.
Klemey: Can I tell you something?
Burrito: Sure.
Klemey: Ever since that day we went to Taco Bell...I think about you a lot.
I think it's because I find you interesting, seriously interesting.
***Silence***
(I don't really anticipate a response from him)
But if I did it'd be one of these:
1.) Weird look then a brisk effort to walk away as fast as possible.
2.) Possible name calling
or accusations of being a stalker/creeper.
3.) Call for security.
And if in the rare case that none of the above happen I'd end the convo. with...
Klemey: Please don't think me weird, it's just the truth...Just had to get it out.
I'll leave you alone for the rest of your life now.
I know it's not much, but at least he'd know
that he's on my mind, a lot.
(And think that I'm a freak)
But it will release some weight off my shoulders!
I mean if I knew for certain that he doesn't like me
at all
then I can relax, focus on other things...
Like school starting,
or learning to drive.
Crap like that!
Rai, I know you have a plan,
Operation: Burrito.
I wanna hear it before I actually launch my solo mission.
As for Glee Boy, I'll handle that next time he calls.
I'll tell him,
we're just friends 'cuz of the move.
And that I still have my feelings for him
(the same ones I've had since day one)
but that I just think it'd be better for us to just call ourselves friends
because of the distance.
I feel good right now.
I feel like my plans right now are stable.
Possible.
Maybe weak or crazy,
but still...
decent.
Well, now I just need your guys thoughts.
I'ma go then.
Bub-Bye!
Klemey.
(Just a little reminder I wrote this early this morning around 2 am I'm just publishing it now...)
Why....why gotta be goood...
Long story short.
friend amanda bynes. were good. likes this guy. he likes her.. i like him..she was there first..never entered his mind.havent seen him in a while until 3 months agao...fell again all over for him..amanda came by....knew that i have to listen to her being happy and how she fell asleep in his arms....me being happy for her...trying to ignore the guy..but what can a gal do...he was never mind to begin with...
we were busy at S'OLAL....
Beautiful(translate it into espanol) stopped by and we ate pizza....
taking permit on monday or tuesday or wednesday.....
when i went home i got there and then mom started talking how cash is missing and its not my fault cuz i went home early to fold laundry and well it couldnt be alex so all was left jaun..he was the last to charge....and he yelled aat me saying that the cashier is your job! and it hit me there.
i know how to handle the customers...i handle stress well i've adapted....
i was sad...thats why i dont like to go out cuz we'll things like mistakes dont happen when i'm around..........
i was sad for a while not a good day.........
then called you guys and ate some cherrios....
AND I'M HAPPPY NOW:)
you know little things like cherrios make me happy:)
thats why i can never take M.G.G from you klemy:)
cherrios....they stop me from doing horrible things:D
So i'm almost there learning the dance...like 2/4 of the way!
Raii look at you DETOXING YOUR BODYY!
but you know the way to change a life style is to easee into it....not do it all at once...you dont wanna do that...these things take time!
KLEMY I EFFIN LOVE THE SWEETHEART OPERATION:D
but one thing....are you guys not havin the best time of your life?
and i thought Miss Western was the threat?
UGH YOU GUYS WRITE MORE STORIES!I EFFIN LOVE THE STORIES PLEASE WRTIE MORE ASAP!
AND ABOUT THE AMERICAN IDOL I HEARD LIKE DAYS BEFORE U POSETD IT THAT ELLEN QUIT her job and kara dioguardi was fired i was like WTF! omg and J-LO is siging on...
wow thaTS GONNA BE LOW RATINGS.....should've gave Paual Abdul what she wanted....
and rai i've seen like 3 out of five of those moives.....gonna have to borrrow:)
gottta freakin call ana!!!
angel
friend amanda bynes. were good. likes this guy. he likes her.. i like him..she was there first..never entered his mind.havent seen him in a while until 3 months agao...fell again all over for him..amanda came by....knew that i have to listen to her being happy and how she fell asleep in his arms....me being happy for her...trying to ignore the guy..but what can a gal do...he was never mind to begin with...
we were busy at S'OLAL....
Beautiful(translate it into espanol) stopped by and we ate pizza....
taking permit on monday or tuesday or wednesday.....
when i went home i got there and then mom started talking how cash is missing and its not my fault cuz i went home early to fold laundry and well it couldnt be alex so all was left jaun..he was the last to charge....and he yelled aat me saying that the cashier is your job! and it hit me there.
i know how to handle the customers...i handle stress well i've adapted....
i was sad...thats why i dont like to go out cuz we'll things like mistakes dont happen when i'm around..........
i was sad for a while not a good day.........
then called you guys and ate some cherrios....
AND I'M HAPPPY NOW:)
you know little things like cherrios make me happy:)
thats why i can never take M.G.G from you klemy:)
cherrios....they stop me from doing horrible things:D
So i'm almost there learning the dance...like 2/4 of the way!
Raii look at you DETOXING YOUR BODYY!
but you know the way to change a life style is to easee into it....not do it all at once...you dont wanna do that...these things take time!
KLEMY I EFFIN LOVE THE SWEETHEART OPERATION:D
but one thing....are you guys not havin the best time of your life?
and i thought Miss Western was the threat?
UGH YOU GUYS WRITE MORE STORIES!I EFFIN LOVE THE STORIES PLEASE WRTIE MORE ASAP!
AND ABOUT THE AMERICAN IDOL I HEARD LIKE DAYS BEFORE U POSETD IT THAT ELLEN QUIT her job and kara dioguardi was fired i was like WTF! omg and J-LO is siging on...
wow thaTS GONNA BE LOW RATINGS.....should've gave Paual Abdul what she wanted....
and rai i've seen like 3 out of five of those moives.....gonna have to borrrow:)
gottta freakin call ana!!!
angel
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