"Where them bloggers at? Where them bloggers at?"
We are right here Rihanna. Can you seriously not see us? We are right in front of your face.
"Are you in? I am counting."
No we're not in Britney. So go find some other people to be freaky with.
"Cuz all I see are stillettos. I guess I never got the memo."
Does it even matter Miley? So what if you are wearing boots and everyone else is wearing heels? I thought you liked being different, Ms. Get-a-tattoo-at-17-and-perform-a-stripper-dance-for-little-children-on-national-television-and-date-an-underwear-model-and-break-up-with-him-for-your-movie-costar-whom-you-live-with-in-your-parents'-house.
"Swimming in the money come and find me. Nemo"
Drake, please. What does this even mean?
"Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer. Ain't got no money in my pockets, but I'm already here."
Kesha, how did you get the beer? Did you steal it from that poor family you freaked out in the morning? I bet you went through their drawers looking for cash.
More to come later.
Peace in.
-rai
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