"I cannot believe how absurd you make yourself look by calling me and Diana felons! This world has taken a turn for the worst! If the earthquakes in Haiti, Chile, and Japan weren't enough, how about Greece's unmentionable amount of debt?! If anyone here is a criminal, it's you for trying to stop our probono contributions to the forsaken world!" Rai was red with fury. Diana had to leave the room. Rai would slap her half to China if she knew Diana was trying not to laugh. Always so philosophical...and easily angered. Diana thought as she checked her second phone. There was a text from Clarissa.
"Tell Rai to shut up and figure out what Smith wants!"
Diana looked up. How did she know what Rai was saying? Diana came back into the room. Rai was still going on. "You know you made me leave one of the happiest places I've ever been to?! Yeah, that's right! Austria! Austria has a way of bringing out the happiness that is stowed away in our hearts. It releases all anger and frust--" Diana cut her off. "What do you want Malcomn?"
Malcomn looked from Rai to Diana. "I need your help."
"What?? I thought you were going to arrest us." Diana was thinking about the phone conversation involving Jeremy."
"Oh, that was a lie. Now I know you two are the most experienced, intelligent and sneaky agents in the International Guardians of the Human Race Organization. I know you work for the United States government and you report to Clarissa of Germany. Help me with this mission and I'll keep your secret identities secret."
Rai looked at Diana. Diana looked at her phone, awaiting their destiny. New text message.
"Go for it."
Diana looked Malcomn in the eye. "We accept the mission Mr. Smith."
"Ok, then boys!" Malcomn yelled as he smiled. The 4 guys that were waiting behind Malcomn came foward. They handed Rai and Diana 2 thick folders and a thumbdrive.
"Everything you need to know is in here. Follow the instructions at the back of the folder." Malcomn stared into Rai's eyes "Today is your lucky day Ms. Lynn. You get to chase a criminal around the world."
Diana finally noticed that Malcomn never spoke to her. But that's usually how it is. I'm just the sidekick. I'm the only one who does important stuff. Diana smiled to herself and giggled at her thought.
Rai looked at Diana from the corner of her eye. "Alright, we outtie." Ria grabbed Diana's arm and they headed back to the boat. Once inside Diana opened the folder. "Oh my God Rai."
"What's wrong?" Rai asked not looking at Diana as she paddled. "Look at who we have to capture." Rai stopped and handled the paddle to Diana. Rai opened the folder. "Are you f*cking kidding me?!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
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