Can someone tell me why I watch this show and I actually CARE that Adrian slept with Ben?
I mean I sit here and watch this and think to myself "This show is sooo dumb." But I can't turn it off.
TIP TO THE WRITERS:
Don't overuse the word "sex".
It is used it every other sentence. No joke.
Here's an example of a convo in an episode:
"Do you think they had sex?"
"No! She would've told me that they had sex!"
"But she had a condom in her purse!"
"That doesn't mean she's having sex. Not everyone who has a condom with them is having sex."
"Yes they are! Why else would they have a condom with them then, if they aren't having sex."
"Well I have a condom in my purse and I'm not having sex."
"But you did have sex before."
"Yes with Jack. And you had sex with Jack before too."
"And I had a condom with me when I had sex with Jack."
"So she must be having sex. I just need to find out who she's having sex with."
"I'm pretty sure she's not having sex with Ricky if that's what your wondering."
"Who said anything about her having sex with Ricky? I wasn't even thinking about Ricky. I was thinking maybe she's having sex with Ben."
"She can't be having sex with Ben. Because she knows I really like Ben."
And so on and so forth.
Oh, and they talk pretty fast too. It's like one, long fast train of the word 'sex'.
sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, choo choo.
-rai
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