So I have to type up a satire essay for my Ap. Language and Composition class tonight and I think I have done it right, but I not really sure about how I am suppose to write this one......argh!!!!
Do you wanna read it? Well, I'm posting it anyways so here you go.
Oysters
When people look at the world today most of them see a great number of problems without many reasonable solutions, but that is not the case. One of the best solutions ever to come across a person’s mind that would solve numerous problems in today’s societies all over the world is oysters. If we,
How would this idea help us at all people may wonder, but if you take a closer look at this solution, you’ll see that if we were to switch our money to oysters the fishing business would skyrocket faster then Mentos in cola. This would create a number of jobs for the homeless and unemployed. Also just imagine all the jobs that would be opened in this new business. Employment for people hired to on the special oyster committee in our government to decide the value of the amazing oyster.
This new way at looking at oysters as a job opener would also lead to more people striving for an education in the new innovative oyster business. People would be running over themselves to get in line for college faster then a crowd at Best Buy’s during opening hours on Black Friday. All in all, oysters would stimulate the employment rate and lower the count of homeless, and boost admissions to colleges all over the country, maybe even a school that specialize directly in oysters would open up.
Along with the new jobs comes the payment of oysters every payday, and with more people who have available funds the economy is bound to feel some relief. Of course, what do people do with extra cash, or in our case oysters, they spend it! Also don’t think I forgot about global warming. If we switched to oysters as currency people would have more respect for the earth, especially the oceans considering that’s where their income would come from. They would no longer be throwing gallons of smelly trash and poisonness toxins into them, but instead cleaning them out.
When the other leading nations see what we have done to stimulate our once depressed country, they too will follow our steps and soon feel the benefits of the oyster.
I guess a satire is suppose to mock something....and use an ironic or sarcastic tone, I don't think I did really good.
Hmmmm, what's really bothering me about that class is that for the past like 6 weeks we have been writing an essay a week and I have been maintaining a steady 13 score out of 15 on them (yeah yeah I know it's a good score) but I want a better one I want at least 14. I have really been trying, but on my last two essays I got a 12 (on that hair cut essay I sent you two) and a 11. It sucks.
Gah, new topic. I finished Alice last night, well not really I got to the last like 5 minutes and my recording cut off....I was like F*CK NO!!!!! It was right when Alice was being reunited with Hatter.....Excuse my cussing just now, but seriously I wanted to see that part!
I think I should watch it again and write a serious review about it for my myspace blog and maybe post it here to, but Rai and Elicka would probably get sick of hearing about it.....
Today I went to Costco's at lunch with my friends....and Elicka I saw Afro-Dude (not being racist, yet again a nick name). Oh! Wait I already told this to you....silly me. I think he was there by himself though, and I was thinking who does that?
Oh, I also saw this kid I knew in 8th grade who's was kind of a dick to me, but liked me to....and I've always had this memory of this one time when, in math class we were taking a test and he was sitting next to me, he nudged me and whispered we should cheat! and I said No! I don't want to get caught....Haha then like a week later I got caught helping another boy cheat....
New Song I like:
Love the part where he sings "she wears a new dress everyday..." and "you've got so much to give and I've got nothing at all....". Love his voice, it's sort of sketchy.
And another one, for everyone.
This was stuck in my head ALL day today, you should've seen me opening my locker this morning. I was bobbing my head voicing "you're a rich girl, but you've gone to far....".
I love their name.
Oh! Guess what song just came on Rai, Kris Allen 'Live Like Your Dying.".
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE that song.....
Well, I better finish this blog because it's already tremendously long....but before I go let me leave you with this.....
Love reading others comments on Alice...they all say exactly what I say....and this I am not ashamed to admit Edward has got nothing on Edward....haha and I'm not the only one to say that....
HOLD THE PHONE!!!!!! AHHHH!!!! I just watched the ending of Alice on youtube and OMG!!!! I LOVED IT!!!! See she left Wonder Land after everything smoothed out and the Queen was overthrown...and you could tell Hatter wanted her and she wanted him...but noooooo they just wouldn't say it out loud....but after a couple of days back here on earth, her mom was like oh I invited the construction worker who found you (she was knocked unconscious after returning) and when he came it was none other than HATTER!!!!! And when he came into her apartment she was all like HATTER! and ran to him hugging him...and he was like Ahhh! There we go (ever since the end of the battle every time they got close to a hug something would stop them)....and then they looked into each other's eyes and kissed and he whispered in her ear I've missed you....ahahaha it was funny the mom was looking at them like WTF?!? But oh it was such a sweet ending......Okay now I am really ending this blog....Bub-Bye!!!! Love Klemey.....
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