Thursday, July 15, 2010

I nominate Glee Boy..

to shunned from our blog/realistic universe.
He's a player, he's a flirt, and he has a girlfriend he doesn't even call back.
Ugh.
He's not good enough for you Klemey.
He's moving in a few weeks.
There are better people out there for you Klemey.
You need a man who will engage in a real conversation with you, not a boy who sings tunes nonstop.
I am so sorry to say these things, but it is the truth.
The truth will you set you free Klemey.
I see Burrito at work and I think "He would treat a young woman like our Klemey with respect and dignity." And then I think about how excited you are when you speak about him.
I'd rather see you acting girly,goofy, excited, and pathetic (how you are when you talk about Burrito) than semi-happy, and somewhat disappointed (how you are when you talk about the now shunned human from our universe.)
One word...ok two words..
Taco Bell.
This is a place that always brings a smile to your face. And there is only one reason that is so....
Burrito.

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