Thursday, July 29, 2010

Operation: SweetHeart.

Mission- Snag the attention of Rai's secret crush.

Code Name of Subject- SweetHeart.

Possible Obstacles- Numba Girl.

Possible Solution- Slap her with a stick (hey, we can at least consider it!)

Plan A- Dress up (to the nines!) and give him the impression
we've been having the best time of our lives.
Thereby making him curious.
And since curiosity killed the cat he will just
have to sit with us to find out what we've been up too.
And with precision and stealth Rai will move in on the seat next to him.
They will chat although the movie.
Annoying Bones and everyone else.
(But no worries Klemey will slap them with a stick if they dare interrupt your conversation!)
And definitely making Numba Girl jello.
(Hahahahaha! Success!)
Then he'll offer Rai a ride home
and Klemey will run off into the darkness before Rai could use her as an excuse.
Therefore forcing her to have to accept.
And so it'll be.
You two will talk the entire way to your house
and he will realize he loves you.
And as they say the rest is history.

Plan B- Hahaha, there is no need for a Plan B 'cuz Klemey is a freaking genius
and has invented the perfect fail proof plan.
(Suck on that b*tchs!)

Klemey's Outfit-


Weapons- If it isn't already obvious, a stick.

P.S. Now I remember you were a Russian spy, but what the hell was I?

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